You clearly haven’t spent much time on Jezebel then.

Yes, they’re called Child Services. Also, can’t blame the Root for staying black. At least they are consistent unlike the white wokesters.

Cool, let’s grab the popcorn and enjoy the show. Keeping up with Kimbo or whatever?

Most people fall into the don’t give a fuck category. Wokesters always whine about millionaires but are obsessed with their shit.

Yup, its true. When he wasn’t drone striking Middle Eastern people, Obama did have time to give several interviews.

For killing brown people in the Middle East? That’s fucked up.

Kanye is a jackass but he hasn’t drone striked millions of Middle Easterners to death, wokester. Talk about dangerous and unhinged. Hell, even the blackface PM of Canada is more unhinged than Kanye.

Oh, did you leave an unwoke comment and have to edit censor yourself? So disappointed in you padawan wokester.

Jihadis do it all the time.

If you kill in the name of Yeezus you get 72 virgins in paradise.

Davidson has fans? That’s a little hard to believe.

Yeah, because Kim is such a private person. Little is known about her.

Didn’t Kim get airbags installed to cushion any blows?

You’re upset a black man isn’t in jail? That’s fucked up.

Now Ignatius is staying woke.

Why can’t you just declare the system sexist? And racist. And homophobic. And Islamophobic. And Nazi.

Good poi.....oh hold on. But Kanye is a black man and Britney is blonde white woman.

I’m starting to get the feeling this Kanye West guy may have some issues. It’s a real shock since he always seemed perfectly normal.

Wokesters. I’ve been trying to prevent the party from descending into the same shit show that the Republicans are and so far its mixed results. But I wont quit.

Don’t be so pessimistic. Wokesters could easily win some of the apocalypse vote.