But he’d web them up and let the police handle them, instead of executing them and calling for the revolucion, comrade. Clearly, Spiderman is a capitalist puppet.

Spiderman isn’t woke enough.

Your mom seems to think so.

Ironically, he’s got 5 likes and you had to like your own comment, you robotic moron.

Just another Jezebel trash blogger.

This is a poor review of a shitty review.

Spiderman’s costume has red, blue and black.

My sources tell me that she’s not even a real person. Apparently, this Spiderman is some comic book. You’re welcome for the insider info.

OMG! Former Daily Bugle Editor J. Jonah Jameson had sex change surgery and is now a Jezebel blogger named Kylie Cheung.

Its gets worse, Cheungy! I heard that Spiderman assaulted several Planned Parenthood workers. He’s turning into a real Nazi neighborhood Spiderman!

Yo, yo, yo, check it out. Sounds like you wokesters are all beggars looking for a handout, so I’m gonna start calling you......wait for it........brokesters!

That’s why I’ve been calling on you morons to stop being parasites. Get off your lazy ass, stop begging for a handout, stop supporting Jezebel’s capitalist owners, found your commie party and call for the revolucion, comrade. lol. I bet you have a prime membership.

Moscowed!

lol. Bernie has accomplished nothing except losing twice. Delusional Bernie Bros are still around.

lol. The economy is doing just fine. Its not going to be kickstarted by some dimwitted woksters who don’t know even know the basics.

But wokesters are dumb!

Jezebel doesn’t really know much of anything. Wokesters come here for their daily circlejerk, and others come to laugh at aforementioned circlejerk.

That’s why I’ve been calling on the wokesters to stop being parasites and leeching off of the “do nothing” Democrat. Found your socialist party and call for the revolucion, comrade. Since its supposedly so popular, you dont even need the centrists.

Will you finally be moving to Canada now, please?

lol. All this because Baja boy didnt get a handout and is going to have to pay the loan he took.