he’s said some stuff after they recorded it saying he would never collaborate with her (suggesting she didn’t help write it) and then her rep truthfully confirms that she did when directly asked.

You just became my favorite Jezebel writer, if not for the love of Calvin Harris, but the fact that you’re willing to take shots at the ridiculous facade of T-Swift.

She retweeted this:

I’m sorry, but this is totally a PR engineered sham to once again paint St Taylor as untouchable perfection much like the Madonna... Right? #TeamCalvin #taytaywent2far

Yep!

Taylor wrote a single chorus that gets repeated whereas he wrote the music, melody, did the arrangements, and produced the track. He’s got at least 80% ownership of the song but the public will try to make it out like she wrote the whole thing because they don’t know how writing and publishing work in the music…

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

Uh, I’m 34 and I’m a millennial. I’m pretty sure you’re a millennial.

I thought we all agreed that there was only one remake we needed.

I didn’t say she was a hypocrite; I’m saying she’s a prick.

Normally I’d give her a pass too, but not this time. I take huge issue when a wealthy woman who got sent to jail for trying to take a shortcut in a white collar profession calls anyone else lazy.

Lets go more obscure and white! Whats the best dressage set up?!?

OH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH IN THE BACKGROUND

You’ve made political power plays that set your nation on fire then bailed with a song in your heart? Awesome.

Suck it, whiny MRA manchildren.

AND...

Yeah like he was amusing as the douchey boyfriend in Wedding Crashers, and somewhat entertaining as what’s-his-face in The Hangover...and then all of a sudden he was everywhere and a huge movie star and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t THINK so.

He seems way too amused during the whole clip. Like, he’ll nevvvver understand what he did wrong that day.

Looks like they might be...

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.