Creed would never register to vote. That’s how they get you.

I can say, with all honestly, that I never once gave a single, solitary, lonely fuck about anything Jay Cutler ever said or did in a press conference. Not a one. The only people who were upset by it were grumpy journalist that wished Cutler played the game. I liked that Jay simply had no fucks to give about being a…

On the other hand, it’s such a trite fucking question that could demand nothing but the most cliche’d non-answer. Like, it’s dumb. It’s a dumb question to ask. And so she gave the dumb question the answer it fucking deserved.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Why do white people think that they can avoid the appropriate labels when they do terrible shit? White boy rapes a girl, nope he isn’t a rapist, boys will just be boys. White girl shoplifts, nope she isn’t a thief, just a teenager coming of age. White man writes a manifesto and shoots a ton of people, nope not a…

imagine the casual racism that has gone unchecked in that woman’s life to mouth vomit that shit on live TV to another man.

it boggles the mind, like... there’s that constant joke or retort to white people who “just discover” racism, like those shitty articles written against the mom from sex in the city when she…

Well, it is Oklahoma America.

Well you know they...

It takes one to pull the trigger and three others to lie to investigators that he was afraid for his life.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

He only got hired because Epstein thought “UFC” stood for something else. 

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

In Soviet Russia, suicide watch you!

Fox News: “Epstein was viciously murdered by Hillary to keep her involvement with him quiet!!!”

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

And they’re all fucking scum as well. 

That would be a horrific beyond belief thing to say if it wasn’t totally accurate.  

Terrorists always end up using human shields.

That is just fucking awful. Really, there’s nothing else that I, personally, can say.