This. The interest that you’re paying out on your credit card is FAR more than you’ll make with savings.

Hillary wasn’t a hero in Vietnam. There’s your fast boat scandal.

Does the car come with a tights-and-mask wearing repressed-homosexual sidekick you can do the Batusi with the next time you’re tortured into insanity by King Tut while fighting crime in fair Gotham?

Can you change the headline to reflect Jerry Jones’ pre-corpse status? He is part of a growing visible minority, and deserves to be recognized for his proximity to oblivion.

Give the guy some credit. He manages to cement his legacy as Most Evil Man of the 20th Century against competition like Stalin, Pol Pot, etc., and you expect him to beat his wife up too. Talk about high expectations.

Or Adolf Hitler as Man of the Year ‘33.

Why not just get an 8 month old Town & Country from a rental fleet? You get a warranty, a better interior, Stow n Go, and same buttoned down suspension that the Routan has for a little more than half what a new T&C sells for.

Burn this fucking town to the ground and salt the ash.

And low powered IEDs intended for Walmart foyers.

It’s a Jesus fin, to let the terrorists know that Murka is circling.

Good luck getting down any sidestreet.

Not big enough. It needs to properly loom over the horizon.

The Chevy logos need to be larger. So large as to totally obstruct the windshield and rear window.

This whole article reads like an autistic meltdown.

It’s a Delco Remy turbocharger. The best kind.

Nah, it’s a Lambo, bro. I make middle-aged women look like ET by injecting botulism into them, so I’d know.

What if he’s got a pointed stick?

Some say he taught white people how to whisper.

Before that, he was a driller for BP, working in the Gulf.

Nice Viper. :P