Give the guy some credit. He manages to cement his legacy as Most Evil Man of the 20th Century against competition like Stalin, Pol Pot, etc., and you expect him to beat his wife up too. Talk about high expectations.

Or Adolf Hitler as Man of the Year ‘33.

Why not just get an 8 month old Town & Country from a rental fleet? You get a warranty, a better interior, Stow n Go, and same buttoned down suspension that the Routan has for a little more than half what a new T&C sells for.

Burn this fucking town to the ground and salt the ash.

And low powered IEDs intended for Walmart foyers.

It’s a Jesus fin, to let the terrorists know that Murka is circling.

Good luck getting down any sidestreet.

Not big enough. It needs to properly loom over the horizon.

The Chevy logos need to be larger. So large as to totally obstruct the windshield and rear window.

It’s a Delco Remy turbocharger. The best kind.

Nah, it’s a Lambo, bro. I make middle-aged women look like ET by injecting botulism into them, so I’d know.

What if he’s got a pointed stick?

Some say he taught white people how to whisper.

Before that, he was a driller for BP, working in the Gulf.

Nice Viper. :P

The black helmets that the pilots wear are a dead giveaway.

The TDI version runs much cleaner and has loads more torque. Also, no need for a piss tank like on an X-Wing.

Easily the Talbot Lago

That’s not rust; that’s patina. Rust is when the bodywork crumbles into tetanus-inducing biscuit-like chunks when you poke it.

Lessee: