I'll be reading this and not to take away from anything AM has accomplished or everything that she had to go through, but did no one else think "our generation’s most influential punk band" is a bit of a stretch?

That only leaves one beer. I'll never get drunk on one beer.

Don't tell Mom the Hitman's Bodyguard's Father's Brother's Son's Babysitter's Boyfriend's Cat's Dead.

Hey, my mom says I'm cool.

I thought she received quite a lot of backlash. I've heard about the backlash earlier and more often than I've heard about the movie itself.

The only real question is which version of "Life on Mars" are they going to use?

Who is this "Bruce Willis"? I only know Bruno, for he has returned.

Not to mention 30 Seconds to Mars. No really, let's not mention them.

With special guests the Bacon Brothers.

But ghosts don't age… unless it turns out that he did something horrible that causes (meta?)physical deterioration, and he's a villain in the new movie. Or maybe they could go in with a lesser Baldwin.

With a crowbar, presumably.

Hm, I'm assuming that Lydia, now a grownup, runs the house as bed and breakfast, with occasional hauntings by Beetlejuice as part of the attraction. However, things go awry when someone that Beetlejuice wronged in a previous life discovers that the formerly menacing Beetlejuice now has a pretty tame career in…

Specializing in hands, mostly.

I try not to be more of a retrogrouch than necessary, but this is a phenomenon that really irritates me, mostly because there's no way to not experience it.

It depends… have you also publicly stated that you don't own a television?

So this hiatus will be… Everlong?

I think he's hilarious, but I also think he's entitled to call out some racism if he sees it. If Jon Stewart (who I also like) can't take being called out, then that's not exactly a ringing endorsement. He wouldn't be the first white liberal who is angrily indignant at the very suggestion that he might harbor some…

No cover of "Believe" from the Macha Loved Bedhead record? The AV Club/commentariat is not made up of as many aging former college radio DJs as I was led to believe. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Jack's just convinced that Auerbach ripped off his unreleased Serial-inspired 7".

Elliott Smith is a tough musician to cover, because his way of writing progressions and harmonies and melodies are so tied to his unique vocal phrasing and playing, but this was really nice.