I think that's exactly the point, though. The conversation goes something like this:

Whatchoo gonna chew? The scenery!

Can't be… they clearly have well-defined feet.

I am shocked—shocked!—that someone ignorant enough to display a racist symbol would also be ignorant about it.

Hey, it's not their fault that they're just better from us and thus granted with exceptionalism.

I'm not alone!

Yeah, exactly. Everybody doesn't have to sound like Carl Kasell.

Wait, does this spell the end of those closing "Torey Malatia" bits?

He actually referred to himself as "slightly femme-y" on their show about testosterone. Am I the only one who thinks he has a fine radio voice?

As far as I can find, he talked about Holland, 1945. That's a fine song and his story about it would make me a fan of his even if I weren't already, but it's not the song "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea". On the plus side, it's nice to see a big-deal celebrity displaying abject and sincere love of a beautiful record…

Yeah, I really wanted to hear what he was going to say next.

Yeah, but SNL is the Theseus' ship of TV shows. You wouldn't say that it's the same now as it was 20 or 40 years ago.

I like that Colbert name checked Neutral Milk Hotel and Mendelssohn. Of course Seinfeld had to quickly divert the conversation when it veered too close to meaning something.

Rosemarie DeWitt seems like the odd one out of that bunch, but she could always do a guest spot on Broad City as Abbi's older sister who seems like she has it all together, but secretly doesn't.

Maybe they've been reading The Onion http://www.theonion.com/art…

I don't think they're allowed to be in the same place at the same time; otherwise, one well-placed strike would decimate America's stock of insufferably pompous self-important TV presenters, and we can't have that.

Are you sure? Because I bet one could find some quirky bald men around here.

White Butler is going to be so sad.

I'm only moderately (as opposed to exceedingly) cynical, but it took me a while to figure out why I enjoy the show but find the host grating. I think checking out the podcast crystalized it.

I think the hoarding is all about the hard work of actually finding the sounds in the first place, pouring over record bins, looking for breaks. Also, there's the issue of clearing samples.