I want to get this for my mother-in-law. Bonus points if Hillary can talk about all the gay abortions and death panels she can look forward to if elected.

Okay folks, it’s time for another round of “No, That’s Not a Thing.”

As a Smith alum I was going to tell you to fuck off. But then I realized your comment was such shite you don’t even deserve that.

I'm just over here silently applauding every comment you've posted.

Or maybe that’s alarmist bullshit.

Gender identity is not a ploy to get laid and/or see naked women.

I love this story so much and it made me laugh really hard. You’re my hero and I admire your dedication to finishing the song! I just went through my first serious breakup (oh the teen years) and I gotta say, reading all these comments is highly therapeutic.

Christ on a cracker! This story is so good I wept a little and peed a little, too.

For real. If Tracy wants she can send “funny but too nice all the time” and “hot, but not deep” my way now that she’s done with them. God spare me from an armchair philosopher who’s always trying to rope you into three-hour conversations about spirituality and moral relativism. Find me a nice shallow guy who likes to…

WANTING TO LEAVE IS ENOUGH.

I’m incredulous that Christopher Nolan gets so much respect. He’s certainly not terrible, but he’s treated as a brilliant auteur despite routinely churning out movies that range from bad to ordinary.

A MILLION STARS FOR CHERYL COLE

Before Mr. randilyn I always felt like I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. Now I feel like there are no shoes. Barefoot Bliss.

The weird thing is, that even though he doesn’t want to for instance, meet my parents, something I’ve never done before with any man I’ve dated (he made an excuse but I can tell he just isn’t ready), and do other things that couples typically do after a certain period of time, I think he’d be insulted if I suggested a…

First thought...

This is exactly what I needed to read right now. Because I’ve been having doubts all night and all morning. Yes, so we like to do some of the same things together, have great sexual chemistry and he makes me breakfast and dinner sometimes, but what is it that really, at a time when you want the right partner? I’m in…

Ebola worker here (currently in Sierra Leone). It’s not at all certain that this was actually sexual transmission - it’s a theory, but not a fact. And just finding RNA in semen does not necessarily mean that it’s able to infect another person - they’ll have to do more research to be certain of that.

Oh God...For me it was Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights.” Even more embarrassing? I’m a 6’6” 250+lbs dude. Certain behaviors are generally deemed perhaps a little less acceptable because of this. Moreover, I was wearing my punk rock black leather jacket at the time. Real tough guy.

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

I’ve been to Egypt a few times. While there, I downed a few glasses of champagne or beer here or there, but it was just fine without being intoxicated.And actually? There is zero way I would have felt safe perusing for drugs in Cairo and I am hardly some wilting flower of a woman or something.