I want to get this for my mother-in-law. Bonus points if Hillary can talk about all the gay abortions and death panels she can look forward to if elected.

Okay folks, it’s time for another round of “No, That’s Not a Thing.”

As a Smith alum I was going to tell you to fuck off. But then I realized your comment was such shite you don’t even deserve that.

I'm just over here silently applauding every comment you've posted.

Or maybe that’s alarmist bullshit.

Gender identity is not a ploy to get laid and/or see naked women.

I love this story so much and it made me laugh really hard. You’re my hero and I admire your dedication to finishing the song! I just went through my first serious breakup (oh the teen years) and I gotta say, reading all these comments is highly therapeutic.

Christ on a cracker! This story is so good I wept a little and peed a little, too.

I’m incredulous that Christopher Nolan gets so much respect. He’s certainly not terrible, but he’s treated as a brilliant auteur despite routinely churning out movies that range from bad to ordinary.

A MILLION STARS FOR CHERYL COLE

Before Mr. randilyn I always felt like I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. Now I feel like there are no shoes. Barefoot Bliss.

First thought...

There is a vast difference between movies that girls happen to like and movies that have well written lead female characters. Every marvel movie lead has been a man. Marvel movies are sausage fests even with Black Widow.

Marvel hasn’t had any female leads since the studio launched. I know Thor has long hair but most wouldn’t say he qualifies

This is ridiculous. I mean, it’s not like Hollywood would ever make a CATWOMAN movie that’s all about evil cosmetics, or an ELEKTRA film where she spends the whole movie babysitting.

Oh, wait . . ..

And then she’ll finally get a toyline. With lots of dresses! :)

Ebola worker here (currently in Sierra Leone). It’s not at all certain that this was actually sexual transmission - it’s a theory, but not a fact. And just finding RNA in semen does not necessarily mean that it’s able to infect another person - they’ll have to do more research to be certain of that.

Oh God...For me it was Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights.” Even more embarrassing? I’m a 6’6” 250+lbs dude. Certain behaviors are generally deemed perhaps a little less acceptable because of this. Moreover, I was wearing my punk rock black leather jacket at the time. Real tough guy.

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

I’ve been to Egypt a few times. While there, I downed a few glasses of champagne or beer here or there, but it was just fine without being intoxicated.And actually? There is zero way I would have felt safe perusing for drugs in Cairo and I am hardly some wilting flower of a woman or something.