Yes they can, but a “life sentence” means something different in different countries. Norway’s is only 21 years. Some countries have abolished life in prison as they’ve abolished the death penalty. Pakistan has the death penalty but they don’t use it very often.

“Will we ever tire of Kristen Wiig?”

Will we ever tire of Kristen Wiig?

My body isn’t really that different after a kid. He’s nearly 5 now, and I bounce back and forth 10 pounds or so just like I always did. I totally lost the weight and then some right after I gave birth, though. PPD will do that to a lady. I recommend it to everyone!

I’d fire him, then rehire him with an increased salary. Maybe rehire him as a security guard.

Yes.

She did a great bitch face.

It says a lot about me that this is my first thought:

“Welcome to McDonalds, Bitch, where you can have it my way.”

So, I have a 3-y-o and a 6-mo-old, and just 2 weeks ago, I realized that it’s been about 4.5 years since I walked. I don’t mean going for walks, I mean, the situation of being able to have a gait, stride, even a style of walking or posture for more than 2 steps at a time. I’ve always been either pregnant and/or laden…

Yeah, all he did was marry the girl he watched grow up (but it’s legal!!!). There is also the issue of Dylan Farrow.

You can almost see the thought bubble: “What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! This is the most violence I have EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO IN MY LIFE”

uhhhh no. Last straw for who? Perhaps I have high expectations for people, but I would expect EVERYONE in my life to react non-violently to a drunk person trying to hit them. So if I expect everyone in my life to use their better judgment and not slam people’s faces into the ground, I CERTAINLY expect police officers…

They actually have more power in certain cases because their jurisdiction isn't limited to one city—they have the entire BART system, which spans hundreds of miles.

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

They certainly kill unarmed black people like real cops.

good CRY not good time.

Agreed! That’s essentially my major objection to Hollywood’s hard on for Allen: he is a gross, predatory asshole of a person but due to his “prestige” he still gets work, and has otherwise-respectable actors clamoring all over themselves to work with him. The fact that he’s made almost literally the same movie over…

Don't feel too bad- my hair stylist was surprised when I told her India was humid. She said, "but in Aladdin [Disney cartoon version] there's so much sand!"

Seriously, this article is the equivalent of an obnoxious commenter saying, "I can't believe Jezebel is posting about nail polish when people are dying in ___ right now."