that industry is full of the worst kind of cynics

dear god the next one is Kristen Stewart barff

cold?

that was about a senior magician having Boner Feels for a younger magician

OMG all my Humanities profs except for 1 were married to other professors. They would giggle at each other during ceremonies & post cheesy vacation pictures.

I honestly have trouble respecting any actors who choose to work with him after the open letter Dylan Farrow wrote.

This fucker can’t die soon enough

She is truly my Queen.

you whimsical flower omg

You’re fighting a losing battle here. DudeBros gonna DudeBro

Nonplussed sounds like a word which should mean Nonchalant though, for real

Thank you. Mariah Carey deserves to be treated like the boss ass bitch she is.

I remember giving my friends kid my phone FOR 5 MINS only to have it filled with 50 selfies of her baffled face

^^^^^YES

racist? honestly, i wasn’t even mad the first time around, it was just a stupid reply to a stupid question. if i did find it insulting the first time, i wouldn’t hyperbolically claim to be in ‘love’ with him a few days later.

That smidge of a moustache he has gives me the heebie jeebies

Which one? Gyllenhaal, Evans or DipBro

we are truly a beacon of democracy.

try saying that to white gun owners

Lady knows what’s up