Wait, what? I thought Prez Carter was against abortion unless it’s medically necessary &/or rape, etc?

He would be the lead singer of a death metal band called Black Holes

May I present one of my favourite Twitter People : Woman against Feminism

Stephen Hawking is sassy af

Maybe in another Universe, he did.

I thought she did a good job, except for the middle part with the photoshop thingy

that makes me so happy

Their scandalized reaction to Cecily Strong when described the Secret Service as “the only law enforcement organization in the country that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.” & when she said “Your hair is so white now, it can talk back to police” was EVERYTHING

It’s been 5 minutes since I’ve found it & I have still not moved my eyes from the screen, and I’m still giggling like an maniacal teenage girl

Their reaction to Cecily Strong’s routine made me laugh SO much

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Oy, I just looked this up, and I don’t think it’s true, fortunately. His girlfriend at the time accused him of beating her up, and claimed that she had skull injuries, & a broken rib. But the dates she gave in the report were actually when Fassbender was in a different country doing press at some film festival, and…

It is real, unfortunately

Pretty much

This twitter account is for when you’re depressed about things & nobody wants to talk to you because you’re depressing them as well.

I think he was one of the first mainstream hip hop dudes to openly support the LGBTQ community.

god bless you.

Omg it’s not food related, but my favourite Nihilist Twitter person is KimKierkegaardashian. @KimKierkegaard :