I mean, look at how everybody’s bending over backwards to be in a Woody Allen movie. Ugh.

I repeat, Hollywood be like : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The only movie of his that I enjoyed was Three Kings

Hollywood be like : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun alleges that Russell offered to help Peloquin with ab exercises during which his hand “hovered above” her “private parts.” Then Peloquin says after a chat about hormones used to increase breast size, Russell slipped his hands under her shirt and “felt both breasts.”

Imagine is politically schmaltzy, I guess. It’s my mother’s favourite song too!

I knew you were awesome!

I haven’t watched Furious 7 yet but I did watch all the previous movies in the franchise and they are all truly excellent action movies

Yeah, his eyes draw your attention more now without the Bieber mop flopping all over them

Not just Mascara. Kardashian level eye damage. (Terrible breakup made me do many questionable things, but this was the worst of them.) They’re OK now though. But my twin sister’s look way better & I get really jealous

I am so sorry for my verbal diarrhea Gella I just had to get it out of my chest. It’s been festering in my mortal vessel for way too long.

Idk the answer but just wanted to say how much I like Yoko Ono & how much I loathe Lennon. FYI people, McCartney’s “Give Ireland Back to The Irish” was waaaaaaaay more radical than any of Lennon’s political shtick. & RAM is a kooky as hell record but in the most wonderful way & STOP saying Lennon is better than…

1. I never liked the Bieber hair he had before anyway

Omg

I’m fortunate enough to have long lashes but I semi-ruined them during my trashy-chic mascara days. Men do seem to have greater eyelashes than women & I hate it when they’re so nonchalant about it. Like just STFU & admit that you’re luckier than me and it’s ok to hate you for that.

I love Kanye. That is all. If anybody’s ever having problems with self love, all they need to do is listen to Graduation. You might end up too much in the other direction but hey, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Zayn is one pretty little fucker with some pretty as hell eyelashes

I like Kendrick but I’m with you on the Emma Stone thing. I find Anna funny and nice, but Emma Stone? Ugh. Even the most basic thing she says or does is lauded and she keeps working with that creep. I mean, I know tons of people work/worked with Woody Allen but I somehow find myself losing respect for those that work…

It’s nice that you know about good Nigerian music, even if it’s Fela but really, what does that have to do with this post? It’s like ‘I’m going to spew any information I know about this foreign country’