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I can't believe they were all hers. I mean, there's like 15 of them! I'm no cat expert, but I don't think their litters are that big.

I'm actually finding this video sad. yep, it makes me wanna cry.

My Aunt Cathy doesn't let Joseph Gordon watch porn. At least not in her house. Technically, it's her second ex-husband's house, but Cathy says that's neither here nor there, since he is the one who moved out on her.

"Japanese Spock Lubes Up for Captain Kirk"

Okay, so reddit is a bit of cesspool, admittedly. But please don't lump everyone who uses reddit in with the redpill alfalfa douchebags. They are their own separate breed of asshole.

Another rape survivor here. I don't give a shit what you call it if it gets people talking about rape culture.

He's a walking stereotype. A perfect storm of all the racist and classist cliches about Italian American men. Which breaks my heart because I know tons of Italian American girls whose fathers and husbands are such great guys.

HEY JOE, when your partner is tired, rub one out like the rest of us!

Uhhh.... no?

I think it's obvious that everything about Duke was meant to appeal to guys, not women. I mean, do you honestly think women find Duke's appearance to be sexy? He's the kind of guy that would appeal in a Schwarzenager or Stallone movie, and as a guy I think it's blatantly obvious that those movies are made to appeal

Good god. I need to get an agent, stat. It's time for me to write a book.

My husband has skin issues related to work, so he doesn't wear a wedding ring. I stopped wearing mine when I was pregnant because it didn't fit (plus I never liked it that much). On our tenth anniversary, we got matching ring tattoos on our ring fingers. Problem solved!

That's pretty much how it goes in my family. Not the rolling pin part, but the women tend to make the plans, decisions, take care of the money, etc. All "man jobs" according to the Gorgas. My uncle actually spent the first few months of each of his children's lives waking up with them in the middle of the night, so my

Feelings... So. Many. Feelings...

"if a man comes home and there's no dinner on the table, and his wife is on the phone, watching TV, or on the computer ignoring him, he won't feel respected."

The town wasn't destroyed for what two people did, it was destroyed for what so many refused to do.

Here's the thing with Texas Republicans (and Republicans in general). They live in an echo chamber of yes men. They believe their own hype and that their shit doesn't stink. They think the majority is on their side and will yell and holler with approval when they do stuff like this. They live in a world where they are

Do people not know that premade smoothies are loaded with sugar? Not trying to insult anyone, I'm asking in earnest. I love me some smoothies— but I make them myself with fruit, some ice, maybe some yogurt, and a blender. I would never buy a smoothie from Smoothie King or wherever else... might as well just get

Oh god. Here we go again. The problem wasn't the original joke, it was their response to criticism. I'm not asking for censorship or anything like that, just understand that rape jokes are fine as long as the victim is not the punch line. Jokes that point out the horribleness and ridiculousness of rape, racism, death,