"Poor bastard doesn't have a last name."

Jushin "Thunder" Liger still wrestling is crazy. Dude's got to be close to 130 years-old now.

Nooooope.

How's your screen look now?

Yeah, but the population of Albany is only, like, five people tops.

Sure he does. It's what his curtains are made of.

Yeah, but Pootie Tang is hilarious.

I hope that's not too similar to my book, I Hate Xanderpuss's Kids.

Does this guy do weddings? I'm not getting married anytime soon, but when I do…..

Oh man, now I feel even more mind blown. I've also watched the first two seasons of Dark Matter (couple episodes behind on season 3) and never made that connection. Right now you could tell me she's been Five this whole time and I'd believe you.

It took me until people commenting about Knives Chau to know it was her.

Not really a comment on this movie or its awesome cast, but my favorite PR bullshit line is anything like, "Y'know, when the shooting was over, it wasn't like we were co-workers. It was like we were family." Because that can mean "Everyone sucked, the movie sucked, and I hope I never see these assholes again, unless…

Suuure, that's the reason why. Not because they help complete your collection.

Now all our questions are things like "Can a woman have a baby?", "When will these kooky dames ever learn?", "Will we ever get an all-female reboot of 12 Angry Men?", and "What's Donald Faison up to these days?".

Post it in a collage and ask people to click on the ones that contain vehicles. I hear that stumps A.I. programs.

Dikaherps.

Just 20 minutes of Braun dragging the guy up and down the street, smashing him into everything. Then, 9 minutes of more EMTs checking on the original one, and right before credits roll we hear, "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"

"I'm glad things are great now in 2017."

The most hands. The most best hands. Bigly.

"LIE-bral cuck Romeo is the reason sweet, god-fearing Juliet is dead!"