A full, sudden stop would solve that.

"We are sorry for the unfortunate experience our customers had with Delta,"

And they'll be fighting inside a STEEL CAGE at ACLapalooza for the Tag Team Championship!

Dumb fucking twats can't even celebrate correctly.

Game of Whores.
Game of Swords.
Game of Character Actors.
Cookin' With Hot Pie.

Nicolas Cage, on the other hand….

*jaunty theme music*

So instead of embarrassing myself by having a boner, I embarrass myself by doing an outdated meme?

Didn't the guy playing him die a few years back?

Don't you mean, "I was preordained to believe we do not have free will".

Kind of fits with the cheeseball aesthetic they seem to be shooting for.

Would've been cooler if she dropped some Wu-Tang references.

We have have an equivalent called crab fries, which are just fries with Old Bay seasoning on them.

And they're both Daft Punk songs.

He's anthropomorphic confetti.

In France, he's known as "le Petite Mortestroke."

Wait, Freddie Mercury's alive? What else are these devious gays hiding?

Damn you gays and your damn hivemind!

Michael Moore is an attention whore. He'd probably endorse Lady Gaga if he thought it'd get him on the news.

I saw the end of Titanic coming a mile away. Unlike the crew of the Titanic, who clearly did not.