There were some red flags for me during their lunch. Him making fun of her career situation was one. Him wanting her to stay was another - if she stays there, she’s basically one bad mood of his away from homelessness. It read as controlling. He seems kind of inflexible in general, as the studio session showed.

Story about yolk, since you brought it up. This Egyptian guy I knew asked an American girl to marry him (they had been dating for a while). Her family came up with “y’all are not of the same yolk.” He looked puzzled when he told me.

I just want to be gruntled and sonant but they keep trying to dis me!

I’m the sort of weirdo who uses archaic words like “yoke” and “groovy” in everyday conversation. I bear in mind that “awkward” is a direction and “viking” is a verb. On my bucket list is having occasion to use an adze and to discuss its use. I follow a channel where a guy composes songs in Old English.

You’ve never yoked someone up?

Let me be the first to say:

I did see police officers going out of their way to protect Jason Kessler, a man responsible for last year’s terrorist attack in Charlottesville. I did see a city Metro System give white nationalists a PRIVATE metro car just so they could get to the city safely. I did see a city bend over backwards and spend…

Have to say that sign saying ‘you assholes again?!!’ should be perfect for every time they do this

We need to talk about the tacit support of the neo-nazi movement by a large swath of policemen on police forces all over this country.... It is not right!

Lambert knew what he was doing. Messy queen...I love it.

“I said nothing about his race.”

“Shopkeep! What is your most ARROGANT digestive treat?! BRING IT AT ONCE!”

I was at a business dinner at a steakhouse and one of the guys ordered the filet mignon well done. The waiter refused the order. It was super hilarious. 

Seriously though.

What do you tell the sign grabbing lady with two black eyes?

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

Ancestry.com saw the name on the sample and was like, “No need to run it. This dude’s black.”

I just watched the video despite reading the article from the other day. Hoo-boy.

The “mistake” part is what gets me with all these assholes. You made a conscious decision to do several really stupid and/or shitty things. Things that wouldn’t even occur to most people as being options. It even took extra effort on your part to accomplish them all. There was no mistake. You just didn’t expect any…

That’s the thing abut free speech, man. You need to regulate how you express yourself, and you need to handle the consequences when you don’t. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Adulting is hard.