No one van should have all that shower

Unless the company does another stock offering and dilutes their current outstanding shares to create more stock to give to Musk, which they definitely won’t, Tesla has to buy the share from the open market at market price and then Musk buys it from Tesla at the option price, which is of course massively lower than…

Amway, with a dash of treason.

There’s a very very simple solution to this. He’s flying an unidentifiable aircraft. 3 warnings to land immediately. Failure to do so... blow it out of the sky.

Leaders of the ASN teach that acquiring a United States passport is one of the steps to becoming an ASN. They instruct followers to apply for “non-national citizen” passports

Doesn’t help that the only advertising they’ve ever done was not to sell cars but to sell shareholders on giving their CEO a $55b payday.

No normal person would buy a Tesla. No even halfway rational person would buy a Tesla. You’re financing one of the most dangerous people on the planet.

x1,000 on the “anything that’s not a miata commentary” (though not necessarily on the headline.) Too many “modern” sports cars are seriously unenjoyable on 99% of roads. You’re either going at genuinely irresponsible speeds or you’re basically pottering about using 5% of the car’s potential.
My E36 M3 was right at the…

I for one definitely want to buy a car from a company that is not a car company!

built-in dreamcast?

The only thing he gives a shit about is “winning.” Democracy, to him, is the campaign to get elected, not whatever happens after securing the office. So it’s no surprise that he thinks people who can win sports would also win in wars, because it’s just “winning,” not anything substantive behind it.

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we…

The Tesla stock bubble pop is going to be really enjoyable to watch. 

favorability has dropped from 39 percent in January to 16 percent in July

‘Any Place, Any Time, Any Rules’

Can that be considered a legally binding contract and Zuck attacks him back stage with a steel chair like its Monday night Raw?

The two men — worth a combined $422.5 billion

Looks like old Elon needs some attention again.

Zuck would kick his pasty fat ass. I’m no big fan of Zuckerberg, but he is far less of a stain on humanity than Musk. He mostly seems to keep his mouth shut about things that should not concern him, and is not a right-wingnut.

doesn’t believe in the “cult of personality”.

And now Musk has reneged on his $45 mill/month to Trump. His “reasoning”? He doesn’t believe in the “cult of personality”.