A&W could make a comeback as a drive-in like it used to be.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

....I have used my parking brakes on all of my cars and never once in my life have I had to service it in any way whatsoever.

Lol, zero sympathy for this guy. The “Work Harder” writing under the wing is all I need to know to have a good idea of what this individual is like. 

Yeah, it is almost like wage growth has stagnated and the guarantee of a yearly raise and bonus that boomers grew up with dried up after their 40 years in the workforce.

“ He was placed on paid administrative leave following the crash...”

The ones who run in to save all those kids at the school shootings! Oh... wait.

Well I am sure there are good apples too right?

Technically, it’s made from the owner of the Muppet Theater, J. P. Grosse, from which it gets its name.

It’s a common misconception that the M1 Abrams is a tank; it’s actually a self-propelled howitzer. The Army’s current main battle tank is the Ford M1918.

What are you some kind of socialist? In this country we celebrate the rich and famous by giving them things and fighting (and voting) for them to have it all. 

I dunno, maybe award the car to some deserving poor person instead of giving it to a rich athlete who could afford to buy 92 of them with the money he’s going to make off of this one game?

Why are you regurgitating a myth?

Regressives are leading a death cult (and they’ll twerk on our graves, you know).

A group of 34 Republican senators voiced their displeasure with____

Which of course, they don’t care about. The same people who worship the Mighty Dollar now would’ve opposed the abolition of slavery because it would make cotton plantations less profitable.

Hey GOP, if you’re worried about the average American being able to afford food, maybe increase the minimum wage.

You’re leaving out the part where the dealership stole their trade-in and left them with a loan on it.

Assuming the dealer didn’t sell a trade out from under them, it doesn’t sound like they were worse-off after they lost the new car than before; otherwise, they could have just gone back to what they were driving.

Shareholders love bean counters, but have a soft spot for engineers too. They make the best fall guys when things go bad.