I would lose a lot of respect for an escort who changed careers to become a Republican congressperson 

Gtfoh with this bullshit. You know damn well that this story (assuming it’s true) isn’t simply about someone “changing their mind about something.” You also know damn well that if Boebert simply had a “personal opinion” about abortion, there wouldn’t be a problem. Guess what, everyone has a personal opinion about…

If the protagonist’s name is not Grant Derismo I will be very upset. 

I will never understand why so many people are threatened by new technology.

It’s a core requirement.

Less business regulations! (lies)

My favorite part of all this is these politicians are elected by people that complain politicians waste taxpayer dollars. Self-awareness is completely lost of their electorate. 

Can the GOP not be so fucking ass-backwards every single time?

Nothing Republicans love more than regulating private businesses, ammirite? Totally on brand.

Would it be possible to introduce a bill that tells these idiots to go jump in a lake?

The party claiming Joe Biden is the sole reason why gas is expensive is trying to ban people from charging their cars for free. Makes a lot of sense.

Stop electing morons.

We’re at the stage where Republicans are drowning victims trying to drag their rescuers down with them.

Daffy Duck

There’s something about staring down the long hood of a W126 and seeing this at the other end that (along with all of the features that were unheard of in 1986) makes a $1,300 car feel special.

Let’s not introduce edging into this article....please...

Package damaged in transit.

I mean, Ford wanted a Wrangler competitor. Significant recalls really give you that FCA experience.

Getting mad about a joke because you assume they assumed things.  Hilarious.

That 2.7 is not a new engine - and it’s sold in pretty significant volume in F-150s. So are the failures just a Bronco thing, or do they affect the F-150s as well?