sissyfoot
Sissyfoot
sissyfoot

Choose better heroes. 

I want to believe everything NASA says. But, ‘oh yeah we could totally bring it home any time. We’re just…not,’ makes me give them a bit of the side-eye.

I recently bought a 996 C4. It’s fabulous. I wish I’d never turned my nose up at the headlights or the interior. I could have been enjoying one of these for years.

Every single person who has bought one of these should have at least driven a Miata first. Any Miata.

‘Erratic and impulsive’ is certainly one way to describe his behavior, sure…

But companies are people now, and people need love. 

I sort of got the slack people were willing to cut Tesla twelve years ago when the Model S was introduced. They were trying to shake up the way cars were built, sold, and used. What Tesla was doing was hard.

I mean, like…okay, shredding hundreds of squirrels is clearly terrible. But…how is shredding even ONE the model that solution is based on?

The comments on this article are astounding. Who would have thought so many people would be willing to defend obvious nepotism.

The franchise model, in particular, just plain sucks. Telling a team like Andretti that they can’t join, even with GM on board? What the hell?

Man. A lot of people are going to have their root canal and crown appointments canceled.

I positively disagree with the comments denying this is a boomermobile. I’ve been to Bloomington Gold. Yes, there is a big ‘my Corvette is very special because’ crowd. But there are also so, so many stick-on accessories.

New question when applying for auto insurance:

Something tells me Spencer has also used the words ‘should have complied with police’ when reacting to yet another unarmed person being shot.

Man, you make a lot of assumptions. Musk is an enormous piece of shit and in actual fact the least important part of any company he runs.

I mean, she’s literally built a billion dollar empire off her talent and hard work. But, sure. Go ahead and minimize that. 

Taylor Swift is literally a CEO.

I don’t want a Del Sol, but I do want it to exist. 

Let people enjoy things. 

Maybe the angle is predictable because it’s also right.