I'm expecting to enjoy it, but boy the MCU is going to have trouble topping Logan anytime soon. That's a fucking movie.

Sure, he's just a ghoulish theocrat and Trump's right hand man. Real vast improvement.

I don't know if this applies to you, but I love when people are simultaneously strongly in favour of racial profiling and unwilling to admit that it ever actually happens.

I'm willing to bet much less taxpayer money was put to good use on her than has been wasted on your bitter, reactionary ass.

Engaging in it while complaining about freeloading immigrants and welfare queens, no doubt.

I feel like either not commenting on this one or just saying, "Cool, I'm glad they found her" is kind of a no-brainer.

Sounds preferable to him staying on the job, at least.

I found it down the back of the couch but it was covered in chip crumbs so I chucked it out.

We're all impressed with your superior yet apparently highly selective reserves of empathy. Jog on mate.

*"She has since claimed she was against the idea"

As long as congress can continue to pass (or attempt to pass) laws that allow people with MBAs to eat homeless children or whatever, they're not going to do anything about Trump. The only people who can stop him by legal means are literally evil. It's not going to happen. Focus on the midterms.

Sure seems to be working so far!

That's much better! Everyone reading this please mentally amend my post and accept my apologies to Bea Arthur and indeed the good names of all the Golden Girls.

Who's an old lady with high hair that also sucks?

Good point.

He looks like Joe Pesci and Bea Arthur went through the Brundlefly machine.

Whoever's dressing him wants a stern talking to. At least when he wore tweed suits and shit I didn't worry about the possibility of spontaneously plucking my own eyes out whenever I saw a picture of him.

Man I wish I got as big a pass for being fucking terrible at my job as comedians seem to these days.

First, I don't really care about this.

In fairness, Bill Maher almost never does anything with a straight face. That ever present smirk is like 70% of his brand.