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Sir Winston Douchechill
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Just FYI, the singular 'they/their' was in use in Middle English, and has been fairly common in informal speech since. It's not some newfangled 'PC' thing as a lot of people seem to think.

That's one of my rules. The other is nothing carnivorous, because they tend to taste gross. We also try to eat ethically and sustainably reared meat as much as possible, although I do cave and have a Quarter Pounder on rare occasions.

So much so that they're even wearing dad jeans.

I'm really pulling for the rumours about Sacha Dhawan being up for the role to be true. I honestly can't imagine anything more tedious than Luke Treadaway or (god forfuckingbid) Kris Marshall stepping in.

You were also right the first time with "dickhead."

I mean, it's pretty clear this guy never met a conspiracy theory he didn't swallow whole, so if he's not an outright denier I'd say at the very least he believes the Zionists fudged the numbers.

The irony, of course, is that self-appointed skeptics like our mate here are the most credulous of rubes, believing whatever convoluted nonsense conmen like Jones and Trump feed them as long as it plays to their sense of being more perceptive than the 'sheeple.'

Or Idina Menzel.

Well, that's certainly a valid perspective. If you can't find anyone to root for and the premise bothers you, maybe iZombie just isn't your show, ya know?

I'm fairly unsentimental about corpses, being non-reigious, so if I knew why Liv had eaten the brain of a deceased friend or family member I really don't think I'd have a problem with it, especially if it helped solve their murder.

Riverdale is good, dawg.

I just watched Master and Commander for the first time this week. What a movie!

Sorry Ma was The Replacements' first LP, not a compilation and Dead Letter is a b-sides collection.

*makes jack-off motion so hard a portal opens to another dimension*

Oh my god dude.

Closer to core, I'd say.

Oh wow, it definitely sounds like a Jimmy Carr line now that you say that.

I can't remember who from around here to credit for this, but, "Say what you like about Hitler, but in his defence he did kill Hitler."

I'm going to miss him and also you.

Shakur? Like, 'sha-KOOR.'