“At this point, one has to assume that “I was in fear for my life” is written somewhere in the Cop’s Guide to Killing People When it Clearly Wasn’t Necessary.”

Makes sense. 

You’re going to be just fine man. I promise. 

Sorry if that upset you. It upset me too.

Because in the heat of the moment I still figured there was a good chance that if I did call the cops, the entire episode would be recorded by somebody, uploaded to social media, and I would be branded a racist. Then I would lose my job and never be hired again (as is the norm in these scenarios for little people like…

“...which include what I would describe as white supremacist-adjacent nationalism.”

A couple weeks ago I went to a dog park. Immediately upon entering, another dog attacked my passive, beta dog, literally biting him on the snout and missing his eye by an inch. I pulled the aggressor dog off my dog and did my best to control it until its owner came to take it off my hands.

“Today, the story behind this powerful protest is told to the world as a short documentary...”

“Arnold and Bradford’s families sued the school district earlier this year, faulting the policy for “profiling, singling out, and burdening Black children for wearing their hair in its natural state.”

Did Joy ever figure out who hacked her Twitter in order to back in time and post hateful anti-lgbtq tweets in her name?

“And thirdly...why?

“That’s the only reason I can think of that the president would unearth this old-ass story”

“Anything less is lip service”

“Marbles’s departure also feasibly leaves room for new creators to grow—those loyal subscribers will need to find entertainment elsewhere—and why not invest in creators who are funny and also unproblematic?”

Just take the L on this one buddy. There are plenty of real examples of racism in America that you can use to lash out at white people. Using Bubba’s tale to do so isn’t a flattering look for you or this site.

Wow. Masterfully done. Bubba and his team turn an entire industry upside down, marshal the collective outrage of nearly the entire news and social media ecosystem, use the occasion to lecture America on its flaws, etc. And when it turns out to be based on nothing more than a sliding bay door pull, you double down and…