Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what? 

And yet Elon will never notice you.

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

Need to crack down on the places buying these. Cut out the demand

Thanks Sackler family!  

Jeez, corporations lobby for sweetheart deals so much that entire industries are under regulatory capture, but the UAW wins one and suddenly they’re the bad guys?

She’s accomplishing this via her bartering skills just as much as sugar daddys are accomplishing getting companionship with their personalities.

So, instead imagine he is using a fake disabled placard to park. Disabled spots often sit empty. Dick move or not?

So do handicap spots, doesn’t make it better. Dick move.

David, I think you’re great.

Need more Cool as Ice references in bike articles.

I saw someone call Alpine the Pepsi car and now every time I look at the car all I can see is Pepsi!

Replace Cognizant with Aquafresh and I wouldn’t blink an eye. 

That is a remarkably stupid idea.

Are we supposed to want to fuck the truck our mail gets delivered in? 

Well of course, but wanting MORE progress faster is still all right.

Yeah I think the idea is that cops aren’t supposed to kill people before arrest or trail.

To me denying future students debt cancellation because we had to work through it is the same kind of thinking that allows things like hazing rituals to continue: We had to suffer, so everyone else should as well.  Sure, it’s annoying that we missed or partly missed the chance (I’m half way through my student debt),…

My first thought was, “OMG WHY DIDN’T YOU VACUUM THE INTERIOR FIRST?!?!?!?”