They know what they got (coronavirus)

Cannot wait for this Drive to Survive episode to drop.

On what planet is Helio Castroneves is not a big enough name for a short track stock car series?

Well, for starters, I would turn around and find another way. It’s not like you’re just driving along, minding your own business, when a crowd of protesters magically appears out of nowhere and starts pounding on your windows. 

I came into this a few months ago thinking - there are definitely evil cops, but most of them aren’t so bad. But now: fuck cops.

I would prefer kid rock and ted nugent to stick to the floor of the rocket that is hurtling toward the sun.

Jalopnik writer when they see a underpowered, weird, limited edition and unreliable car only available overseas:

“Rubber II: The Ring”

It cost me less than a ten year old Honda Civic, so maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.

You can never look at a duck the same again, when you realize they’re all wearing ill-fitting tiny dog masks you think are beaks.

I feel bad for their kids, having shitty parents isn’t their fault.

You feel no sympathy for a child being abused by her parents? Talk about sociopathy.

IndyCar did the right thing. It’s the Indy 500 — not the Indy 510, 515, 520... It sucks it ended under caution, but it happens; that’s racing for you. It really looked like Sato had it firmly in hand, though, anyway. He was lapping way faster than Dixon, whose tires were letting him down. He probably would have been…

I’ll say Santino is a racist scumbag and leave it at that. 

A great 195 laps. I, like most, wanted a red flag for a last lap shootout. I was hoping for rahal to win it, but there’s no way there wouldn’t have been another crash in those last laps and the result is maybe the same but with a driver hurt.

I forget, how long did Colin Kaepernick have to wait before he got his NFL job back?

Tony “killed a guy with his car at a dirt track” Stewart is ready for things to move on and get back to normal? Lol color me shocked

Why would they spend more on drivers when the car is not competitive? Also, remember that Grosjean and Magnussen did pretty well in 2018 when Haas provided them with a decent car. It’s all about priorities.

why don’t they just make the whole truck out of tailgate?