At speed, and with a good quality printing? I think you are overestimating your vision, response time, and rapid decision-making.

Dodge drivers are already the most obnoxious people on the planet. Doesn’t matter what type of vehicle - ram, charger, challenger, they’re all exclusively driven by shrimp-dick wannabe tough guys. Every time you see a lifted, coal-rolling pickup swerving between lanes erratically, it’s a dodge. Every time someone revs…

I’m assuming the T-Rex’s tiny arms are somehow a metaphor for FCA quality?

If it were me, I would be looking to the righteous guidance of the Chevy 454 SS, a street machine truck that looked low and mean and didn’t mess around with much else.

So was that what that Odyssey was trying to do yesterday?

Fey’s had a long history of racism-related fuckery. I’m surprised it’s taken this long to bite her in the ass.

If you honestly think that you can’t live a fantastic, fulfilling life without putting yourself in danger I feel sorry for you.

Lots to check out. I miss seeing Rob Holland around here, such a cool dude. And Rory on Autotrader has been pretty enjoyable, but that guy is so excitable, he could make fridge shopping exciting.

Long time jalopnik reader. We just released a new video and hopefully grow with our new purchase!

If we find anyone wearing our colors, instead of beating them down we’ll make fun of their side marker lights.

So - when are we starting a scooter gang called the Turtle Kings?

Thank God someone is over thinking my dumb jokes.

Who doesn’t drive over 400 miles one way daily? You spend 7 hours commuting to work one way, and 7 hours back, no?

I can refuel, pee, take a dump and eat a four course meal in 5 minutes!

Well I have to tow four horses 800 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree weather with the heater on at 85 mph and carry my wife, my wife’s boyfriend, and my wife’s 6 children, so checkmate Tesla.

If it doesn’t go 800 miles, charge in less than a second and cost $5, it just can't fit my lifestyle! /s

Turns out that while this is a feature in a lot of newer and higher end cars, the people who tend to get pulled over for ‘burned out taillights’ are less likely to be driving newer and higher end cars.

Plot twist: the “bad boys” were the cops all along.

Another particularly alarming trend is the use of crowds of protesters to attack vehicles. No mention of presumably innocent drivers being beaten nearly to death on Minnesota Interstate Highways.

No mention of what crimes this person was being pursued for. Murder? Arson? Rape? Jay-walking? What?