So was that what that Odyssey was trying to do yesterday?

Fey’s had a long history of racism-related fuckery. I’m surprised it’s taken this long to bite her in the ass.

If you honestly think that you can’t live a fantastic, fulfilling life without putting yourself in danger I feel sorry for you.

Lots to check out. I miss seeing Rob Holland around here, such a cool dude. And Rory on Autotrader has been pretty enjoyable, but that guy is so excitable, he could make fridge shopping exciting.

Long time jalopnik reader. We just released a new video and hopefully grow with our new purchase!

If we find anyone wearing our colors, instead of beating them down we’ll make fun of their side marker lights.

So - when are we starting a scooter gang called the Turtle Kings?

Thank God someone is over thinking my dumb jokes.

Who doesn’t drive over 400 miles one way daily? You spend 7 hours commuting to work one way, and 7 hours back, no?

I can refuel, pee, take a dump and eat a four course meal in 5 minutes!

Well I have to tow four horses 800 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree weather with the heater on at 85 mph and carry my wife, my wife’s boyfriend, and my wife’s 6 children, so checkmate Tesla.

If it doesn’t go 800 miles, charge in less than a second and cost $5, it just can't fit my lifestyle! /s

Turns out that while this is a feature in a lot of newer and higher end cars, the people who tend to get pulled over for ‘burned out taillights’ are less likely to be driving newer and higher end cars.

Plot twist: the “bad boys” were the cops all along.

Another particularly alarming trend is the use of crowds of protesters to attack vehicles. No mention of presumably innocent drivers being beaten nearly to death on Minnesota Interstate Highways.

No mention of what crimes this person was being pursued for. Murder? Arson? Rape? Jay-walking? What?

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

Ukrainian mail-order bride, yes. All rich dudes eventually trade-in for one.

Turns out that shooting arrows at cardboard deer in your backyard and playing vigilante with a large angry mob are two entirely different things. He’s lucky they didn’t tear him to shreds.

They also flipped and burned his car, leaving his ass to walk home.