I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

Can’t wait for next week’s followup article:

Throw in a hammer and a pair of vicegrips and you can fix 99 percent....

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

East German MacGyver knows what he’s doing.

Glad we got our weekly o’neal rally school video. Where’s David to post a russian making a wheel out of a not-wheel and someone to show something stupid happening in the hoonigan parking lot?  

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

New York will become the first American city to charge a fee to drive into the busiest areas of Manhattan.

“Oh good, a GM product that can sit and spin.”

I can’t wait for the thing to drop all the airbags when it catches a loose rock or a rut and wobbles a bit mid maneuver. 

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

There’s too much after market tomfoolery here to justify that asking price. It looks like a Z car humped a Superbird while a Diablo stood in the corner with its hands in its pants. I do think it would look a hell of a lot better with either a subtle rear spoiler or no rear spoiler at all. CP. 

was that the show that Kenneth sold to NBC?

“ruined” isn’t quite correct.

I run solo at night and occasionally make a mistake. I’m sorry this error ruined your reading experience. 

People forced to take a low wage job are shitty people? Who suck the life out of you?