The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

I don’t hate him, he’s just too robotic for me. His voice gets louder sometimes, but he never really seems excited. He’s been the broadcaster for some of the most memorable plays in in the last 2 decades, and I can’t think of one memorable call he’s made. The last out of every single world series he delivers the same…

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

It’s unusual to find one of these that isn’t festooned with every $2 gimrack from Autozone and a fart can out back. A lot of this vintage Cobalt suffered clearcoat acne, but for a DD this would be fun.  NP

$4K Yes - and these were good cars just housed in that horrific Cobalt name-plate. Still, this is a good example and I will take the sun-scarring over northern rust any day. The later Turbo would be better but still, better than the sum of its cobalt parts.

I don't want it, but $4K is reasonable for someone who does. NP

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Damn, I thought there was always 3 things you could count on: Death, Taxes and the EJ20. Looks like it’s time to pour out some coolant and oil together, as all Subaru engines intended.

Frankly, I think that’d be a tragedy. Sports need some level of ambiguity, because arguing is the best part.

Somehow, they need to add a supercharger — then they can call it a Leaf Blower.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

The ‘92 SHO. Yamaha-designed heads for the win!

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

Each day we stray further from God’s light.

Imagine running a business where you caused someone to crash; you know it was your fault, you think the one might apologize and do everything you can to make it right - instead you drag them to court.

They don’t do that to other people’s cars, and it significantly under represents the stupid things they do to their own cars.

I suppose he’s a prime candidate for Hoonigans.

I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…

Will one of the rats tell me about the vehicle’s quirks and features?