It’s 1500 for a not-rotted-out, runs-and-drives wagon with a stick. This thing is NP all day

That’s what cleaner, rags, and vacuum are for.  It’s $1500 and not currently on fire. 

My son loves riding in the waybacks when we take my Merc. 

1500 is worth it as a Home Depot car.

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

But milkshaking is totes the same as murder!

Let’s not forget that the latest “anti-squad” frenzy began with Pelosi’s cheap pot shots. Maybe she’ll think twice before doing this the next time.

loling at the idea that Trumps supporters care about anti-Semitism beyond “let’s troll teh libs”. Be best, big guy.

As an early Millenial, I find it fucking hilarious that you think I can afford a home, children, their college, or the numerous prescription drugs I’ll need to stay alive to be upset about such a non-issue in 40 years.

Yep, and everyone knows that cocks have their engines in the front the way God intended. 

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Even for a decent joke, I’m not willing to pretend that anyone at Fox News doesn’t know perfectly well what they’re doing there and doesn’t fully endorse it.

Enough to pull a garden trailer or a small camper.

Wait till you get the shaft!

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is scrambling to find a way to superimpose his face onto Shaq’s in that footage.

What you fail to understand is that ICE drivers are so anxious about fuel levels that they top off on the way home every day. That way, they could drive 300-350 miles on a whim if they wanted to.

Ok but then my car isn’t at home during the day so it’s doing nothing for me.