Sorry I’m late, Liz Lemon. I was in an accident that cost me millions of dollars.

I’m just here to compliment your Obvious Plant mug. Game recognize game.

Always glad to see Stormy in new places.

Maybe so. But it took decades for black lung to kill my great-grandpa. I’m sure the Marlboro’s didn’t help.

According to my dear departed great-grandma, my great-grandpa would eat a dozen fried eggs every morning before work. Because I love eggs, this sounds wonderful to me. Of course, I would be dead in a week as I work at job considerably less physically demanding than mining coal.

I’ve always been a fan of the El Camino, but I had no idea the GMC Sprint existed until about 10 years ago when my aunt’s boyfriend showed up to a family event in one that he’d put a fair amount of power into. He was so happy that another car dork was interested in it that he brought me for a ride and proceeded to do…

This is either genius or a stroke.

I always have a star for Hitchhiker’s Guide references.

How else will buyers know you have a Magnum Dong?

Pretty simple folks: Driving is a privilege. Walking or biking (being a pedestrian) is a right. 

Came looking for this! Thank you!

How about a non-running snowmobile and some tattoo work?

Very well stated.

Yeah, I do not trust anything under the ROK brand anymore. At the end of July 2018, the company, without any warning, dropped service for all of their CDMA cellular customers. For days people were left scrambling to port their numbers to other carriers before they lost them...and not a peep from ROK until nearly a…

“This could be a selling point for customers who are frustrated by third-party services, either because they’re perceived as not treating their drivers fairly...”

No mention of Local H and their album Pack Up The Cats?

I was a TurboTax user until last year when I had a 1099 to report and TurboTax wanted me to spend an extra $30-35 to upgrade to a different version. A friend recommended TaxHawk and I don’t think I’ll ever go back. For $13 I was able to file Fed and State. Not as many features/as much handholding as TurboTax, but no…

Damn. I knew this had to be from New Jersey even before I saw that it was from New Jersey.

A leading point producer on a team that struggles to score is out because of injuries sustained while not actively engaging in the playing of hockey. This sucks and so does fighting.

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