Unstable Unicorns has been ruining my home life since we bought it on New Years

Unstable Unicorns has been ruining my home life since we bought it on New Years

Fuck off

Two. And one for Bernie and one for Hillary.

Holy shit I don’t care. Talk like a boomer get asked if you’re a boomer

How fucking old are you?

Ah, my favorite Transformer

In a lot of cities with gang issues territory is divided up block by block and if you suspect that someone from another gang is in your territory you ask “where you from”? Last thing a lot of people hear before they get popped.

Uh not really

Especially if the person asking is from Oakland.

I mean he can’t really jump off the Trump ship the way other republicans still have the freedom to, so I’m not going to be totally surprised if it comes down to him because nobody else wants the job. If anything is surprising its that he’s not just going straight to Ivanka

What more fucking context do we need? 

Yeah, I did see it. I think it’s perfectly legitimate to say she sucks but has done some good things and that having NOTHING whatsoever to do with the question of whether or not Bernie should run. Say what you want about his record if you have any hope for medicare for all in your lifetime its almost entirely because…

She’s not running for president.

I’ve been thinking about this recently, because I definitely held a certain revulsion toward them for a while back in the early 2000s. I think it was purely because it was strange and different and I saw other people making fun of them, the same reasons you might make fun of a gay person in high school. Now it’s so…

And I think that’s what’s in question here: who decides what is too far? Of course the answer is women, I just think you probably want to clue us in is all. Or other people at any rate. I’m married.

Okay, so let me ask you how are sexual partners of the opposite sex meant to be found in this brave new world? Do women just unilaterally choose who they want? Or is there still going to be a push-pull between men and women? I think the latter, in which case you probably want to include us in figuring out what the new…

As long as you know when you’re beaten, which too few men seem to.

Certainly not. My point is that we're all trying to navigate some new ideas of how sex and romance ought to work and I think we're better off doing that together. But again I'm speaking in the broadest, societal sense here. If we're talking at the level of individuals then of course only you can and should decide what…

Yeah I think that’s what’s been bothing me about this a little bit. I think broadly speaking she’s right. But it is the notion that women alone should write the rulebook that is a little bit of a problem. At the micro scale of what each individual women is willing to deal with of course that’s true, but in the broader…

If you’re paying attention and you disagree that capitalism has become completely unmoored you’re either really dumb or not paying as close attention as you think.