This is the same company, as I recall, that couldn’t work out the Latin for the three families in the first Rome game and included King Arthur’s grail knights in the expansion, so honestly where the fuck have these people been re: historical accuracy?

Oh settle down.

Good question. Can’t be anything in particular stopping it (how hard is it to schedule voice acting?), so I’d guess matter of time.

I don’t just mean politically though. This is also why people let Oprah tell them what to read, or why my wife always makes me call for the pizza. It manifests itself politically of course, but its just an evolutionary instinct I think for people to want to follow rather than lead. Leading is dangerous.

People have a natural instinct toward wanting to give up control of their lives to someone who seems like they know what they’re doing. In the past that would’ve been some god or a king, now it’s the Obamas. Basic feudalism really, we’re not immune from it despite having no real history of proper feudalism in this…

The other day I suddenly remembered that Noah Cyrus was the voice of Ponyo and that really threw me for a loop.

The grace in which she arrived as the former mayor of San Francisco who had a CONFEDERATE FLAG CONTROVERSY IN NORTHERN FUCKING CALIFORNIA

What a fucking lede

Says the guy who works for Bob McNair...

Don’t get me wrong. I like Willow. But if I’m pulling for Willow 2 it’s mainly because I love Warwick Davis and can see how happy it would make him and I think he deserves it.

At least one year, cause they PAID Mike Glennon last year, so they obviously intended for him to start while Trubisky was smartening up.

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen plenty of decent Bears years. Just always seems to be stellar defense coupled to some really talented but suspect offensive play.

I mean I think he’s close to having that. Sacks were minimal last night, his biggest issue seemed to be making wrong decisions with the time he had, not seeing holes when he decided to run and forcing the ball into bad coverage. Can’t really fault the offensive line for that. He seemed like he had all the time in the…

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I remember that year being a lot more harrowing on offense than the stats would suggest, I guess.

I was born in 1987 and have no memory of a Bears team that was good on both sides of the ball. I would be suspicious of it, frankly.

Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

In news no one could have predicted, streaming is bad for your personal life.

Fucking Feinstein...

Don’t think so, Peterman isn’t Jewish and that’s a classic Jewish mother move. (source: my grandmother did it to my dad, wasn’t happy until he married a doctor)