sirjohnburrito
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sirjohnburrito

The grace in which she arrived as the former mayor of San Francisco who had a CONFEDERATE FLAG CONTROVERSY IN NORTHERN FUCKING CALIFORNIA

What a fucking lede

Says the guy who works for Bob McNair...

At least one year, cause they PAID Mike Glennon last year, so they obviously intended for him to start while Trubisky was smartening up.

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen plenty of decent Bears years. Just always seems to be stellar defense coupled to some really talented but suspect offensive play.

I mean I think he’s close to having that. Sacks were minimal last night, his biggest issue seemed to be making wrong decisions with the time he had, not seeing holes when he decided to run and forcing the ball into bad coverage. Can’t really fault the offensive line for that. He seemed like he had all the time in the

Card carrying member of the Fuck it I’m Going Deep Fan Club

I remember that year being a lot more harrowing on offense than the stats would suggest, I guess.

I was born in 1987 and have no memory of a Bears team that was good on both sides of the ball. I would be suspicious of it, frankly.

Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

In news no one could have predicted, streaming is bad for your personal life.

Fucking Feinstein...

Don’t think so, Peterman isn’t Jewish and that’s a classic Jewish mother move. (source: my grandmother did it to my dad, wasn’t happy until he married a doctor)

I dunno, use of two different emails (they seem to be the same person) + actual regonition of the fact that they’re talking to women says woman using spoof accounts to me.

I bet this is Nathan's mom

I mean yes but I’m 100% serious as well. Packer fans are nothing if not smug and that’s arguably the worst example of it. People who like it are without exception the worst.

I am a Bears fan who grew up in Wisconsin and honestly hearing this was a good sign of where the dumbest fucking people lived in your neighborhood.

The fuck you will. You really gonna watch that man injure his knee then come back from a 20 point + deficit and still think you’ve got him locked up?

I needed to take a breather and I went into the kitchen. We have this shitty old countertop that we’re replacing that was put together with unsealed flooring caulk, so pieces of it just snap off from time to time. I went to lean on it and just take a moment and a piece just snapped off in my hand, which is naturally wh

Can’t fucking have a nice thing once in my life.