“Loose association with the deep state” = Odds are one of them is at least half jewish.

Hey Charlie Brown I have a football here. Why don’t you try to kick it?

Speaking as someone with a toddler, it would be extremely easy to just assume she was speaking gibberish. Just the other day my kid was in the bath and accidentally sat on a dinosaur toy. She got up thinking she had to poop and a dinosaur fell out of her butt on the potty. She started saying “A dinosaur got stuck in…

I would love to know how you think the decision to dub or not dub an episode of Pokemon effects the discourse surrounding freedom of speech in the United States. Fucking please tell me I have to know.

Oh bullshit. He came up with a prototype that he could tweet about but that about a thousand different people with experience said would never, ever work for a cave rescue.

Not really. Did he actually do anything more useful than thoughts and prayers?

In before Elon Musk fellating dipshits.

Yeah that’s exactly the issue I’m grappling with here. Part of me wants to tell her to publish what she wants to say on Medium if she’s not looking for feedback, because we all know what Twitter is and who we tend to find there. At the same time, there’s no way that this should’ve been the ultimate result of clapping…

How much you want to bet there wasn’t a single black person on the creative team? As a white person who used to be heavily involved in theater, we can convince our dumb asses that anything is art and worth doing when there’s nobody to say no.

A daycare teacher once did this to my kid. Said she used a tissue as a dam but holy shit we were out of that daycare so fast.

Seriously one of the most beautiful sequences I've ever seen. I knew it would turn into something as soon as Courtois got rid of the ball.

The two I took were from the same guy and both times I just said “FUCK YOU!” right as he was getting ready to run up. Stunning that I didn’t get in trouble since we were in high school and everyone could hear it but I think everyone was like “if he can do that and save penalties maybe let’s let it ride.”

Okay, so let me get this straight: you’re suggesting one of two things here, whether you know it or not.

1. Shinsuke had a bomb and the cops ordered the dog to attack him

I was keeper for two penalty kicks during my time. I saved them both and hope I never have to take another one because it is abjectly fucking terrifying. Oddly enough, as I think back on it, I stayed in the middle and the guy shot down the center both times.

I mean wasn’t J.R. a part of the showrunning group at that point? I don’t think he was the head of talent relations like he would eventually be but he was always closely involved with story.

No, but they may bite the person carrying it. I mean realize that most bombings these days aren’t a case of “set a ticking time bomb and leave like an 80s action movie” and more “strap a bomb to yourself and set it off”

Those dogs are basically trained to be on a hair trigger at all times. JUST on this side of really savaging someone. Handler makes a small slip and anything can happen.

For some reason I thought he was going to be putting a little girl a Bret Hart style sharpshooter. I’m glad he didn’t do that.

Have you heard of the Weathermen, you dumb motherfucker? His point was that all these people talking about civility have no idea what it REALLY means to not be civil.

No it was Mike Matheny. Koskie had post-concussion syndrome but didn’t retire because of that. He retired, he says, due to PTSD related fear of injury.