He never said it was an accident

I mean, I understand what he’s saying, that the club probably wanted social media play hence Addison bringing the guy more nachos, but who cares? One of the best things to happen in recent years in baseball was when Prince Fielder grabbed a handful of nachos from a fan. More nachos in baseball I say

Yeah I dunno this reads to me as some kind of open marriage arrangement.

Nobody ever accused Carson Wentz of being cool

My state is beyond embarrassing. This is why I tend to say “I was born in Chicago” when people ask where I’m from

Yeah this was kind of my first though too. Kids like him that show the kind of talent that can take you to the pros are shunted away from academics and thrown into a gristmill that they are in no way prepared for when they get to college. So maybe he’s “dumb” but I have a hard time believing that’s entirely his own…

Tell that to MY DANG WIFE!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLKS

I pooped on the floor at my house yesterday in my rush to stand for the anthem

I mean I guess I get it. In the moment if you do this kind of thing for a living you might go “Okay, I can get my teeth fixed later” and take advantage of it, I just can’t imagine how one GETS to that point. I’ve chipped teeth before and freaked out about it for days

Boy I don’t think I’d have the presence of mind to actually sell that the way he did

Protect Marshawn at all costs

I’m not sure he would do that. Seems to me it would kind of defeat his purpose if he actually sued them over it. He’s always maintained that he wants to play but if he doesn’t he’s perfectly happy doing his activism, and I don’t see any reason to disbelieve that. Besides which I think his activism probably gets a…

I don’t know what that means.

it is a joke

Like they need another quarterback who has a surgically repaired knee

Because of their greater exposure to different cultures through soccer. Kicking things is a global language

It would be a kicker that would do this.

Teddy isn’t coming back this season. If ever

Take it up with Rachel Dolezal.

I’m from Wisconsin. And I don’t live near Milwaukee or Madison. I feel you.