I heard he poops in his own mouth.

Since I know a lot of readers enjoy the behind-the-scenes moments, here’s how this interview went down:

He’s my favorite musician but Elvis has amassed a pretty impressive acting resume too. The only ones that I didn’t see here that sticks out to me is playing himself in the finale of 3rd Rock From the Sun (he sings Fly Me to the Moon, appropriate for the show and for his crooning period at the time, and bites down on a…

Okay...?

A Fistful of Bills? For a Few Bills More?

That’s easy. Pete Bondurant and Ward Littell put him up to it.

And what really makes JFK reprehensible is that it vilifies an innocent man(Clay Shaw) who was targeted by an out of control investigation based largely on his status as an out-homosexual, and it deifies a man (Jim Garrison) who oversaw that investigation, who ruined lives and reputations, who was mentally disturbed,…

I’ll respond when I emerge from cryosleep in 4,000 years, once the Earth’s atmosphere has once again become breathable in the wake of your cataclysmic, white-hot asteroid of a take.

It’s gone nuclear! Into the bunkers, everyone!

actress Dominique Huett

SS: Bobby was the one who was saying these lines, like, “Do you scare with pumpkins?” And David Pumpkins would be like, “Get a life!”

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s face on AV Club I want to hang myself

There’s just simply no need to wring your hands over whether this movie is a good idea or not. The original movie was garbage, the second was morally reprehensible (rape and violence that was used to titillate), and this remake is probably going to be garbage too.

I am NOT a fan of Harry Knowles as a film critic. I think we all touched on that in other threads. I don’t know if he is a real life scumbag, but if you judge by his copious articles and reviews and 15 year + site yesterday, he sure comes off way. I find him pathetic, and bailed on that site years ago. And I find the…

You know, me have read lot of complains in past year about “mission drift” at A.V. Club, how site writing about politics and food (and yet rarely cookies! What up with that, A.V. Club?), but one thing me have always loved about site is that there always room for something this personal and heartfelt, regardless of…

Just crossed 8,000. Slowed a bit, but still chuggin’ along.

Oh, you came so close to getting an upvote.