Bad story-wise. The gameplay didn't help things. Too much of the campaign was spent securing an area and fighting waves of enemies. It's lazy writing.

When I say it doesn't matter at all to the plot, I mean the level itself. It can all be explained by handwaving and cutscenes. I finished the game, but don't pretend the campaign was great. It was pretty bad, especially considering World at War's great campaign.

This level never had to be in the game, as evidenced…

Ah man sorry to hear that about you and Ninja Gaiden. I can sympathize with getting stuck on a boss, but it's worth beating him and going on. His weakness is wall combos.

I was actually willing to try and play it for the sake of story. It may have been tasteless, but I'm willing to meet them halfway to advance the story.

Too bad it doesn't matter at all to the plot. Totally just there for shock value. It's also slow and tedious.

I promise, even if it's not your cup of tea, this single scene is worth watching the whole movie. In my opinion, Roy's monologue is the best delivered line ever in a film.

Owen looks like a generic corporate kid-hating villain from a 90s movie in this pic.

Let me help you Blizzard. Stop all this globe-trotting, outdoor environments bs. Just make a catacomb/tomb/sewer/hellpit that goes down 50 levels and is actually different every time. This can be accomplished with randomly generated, interchangeable dungeon tiles, much like you see tabletop gamers using. Suddenly,…

Kampfer is a sexy machine. It's probably my favorite model in my collection behind the classic Red Zaku II.

UC or nothing. I personally collect Zeonic suits above all else, and the quickest way to my wallet is to make any kit in Red Comet colors.

People pay $40 for a weed icon on steam.

On a related note, I'd like to thank the fine folks over at the steam community for funding many of my Summer Sale purchases by buying cards from me. I think there's a saying about this...something about imbeciles and currency, or the birth rate of suckers maybe...

I'm putting it out there, kotaku:

Char's Zaku II is the sexiest mech ever.

I'd rather just play a game of 3030 than some Kanye garbage.

So Jhonen Vasquez normally draws with his eyes closed?

It's the Citizen Kane of movies

I can't decide if I REALLY want it to include gargoyles or if I REALLY don't. My nostalgia is battling my wallet to the death.

You said Half Life 3.

Reset the clock.

Fart jokes rule.

Personally, I've liked Star Wars less and less as I've grown up, original trilogy included. It's really not as timeless as some people believe. Interestingly enough, my love of Star Trek has steadily increased in the same period.

Can't believe all these girls in Japan are wearing floral print summer dresses. Freakin SHEEPLE. Girls in the States totally never do this.

Nope. I'm a Gooner, and any league willing to take Andre Santos into its ranks is one I'm staying away from.

I'm not talking about the methods, just his bogus idea of how he'd only come back in an alternate universe.