Dude’s name is vereecke, which sounds like an insult from a germanic language, and that’s how I’m using it from now on.

The year is 2030. There are no video games because cryptobros used all the Earth’s electricity to mint a single Super NFT, which depicted a vomiting monkey wearing a fez. Some guy bought it for $93 million and said “I’ll sell it for four times as much!” right before it ceased to exist because there was no longer any…

I just realized the end goal of cryptopia is to make the real world the same Ferengi resource grind that they grew up with in video games.

Start the post with “As a feminist, I believe the patriarchy must fall, and furthermore, the ablative shields on US ballistic reentry vehicles are made up of <incorrect guess at material makeup” and you’re gonna catch some people with access to that kind of information jumping in to correct you on all counts.

It’s like a FOIA filing without all of that pesky bureaucracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Hours,_Nine_Persons,_Nine_Doors

Prospective buyer: “Hmmmm... has your company won any awards?”

I agree, but talking about “peeling your Ditto” sounds like a euphemism.

While this flowchart is very in-depth, it’s missing a critical section, after the first no there should be “Do you have a black friend?” and then from there it should say “Yes -> No” and then “No -> No”

Chief: “Squad, we have to take out those Covenent forces at the top of the ridge. There’s a Scorpion. Get in.”

Pimps 69:420 Pimpus Ignacious Maximus Phandus said unto them bitches “Though shalt be slapped upon by the hand of Pimpus!” and so it was big pimping. 

I spend most of yesterday just in the Mount Craw map. Mostly because I was constantly going back to the starting area to sell off everything.

Only after completing all of the other quests, however, did I discover that had I progressed another 10 feet towards the next map area I would have found the next set of vending…

Maybe in another year or two we’ll have themes.

Team RAID Shadow Legends vs Team Coinbase

I’m not sure there’s anything to be said about collectables and speculation that hasn’t been already; so I’m just gonna post the obligatory Magikarp meme.

Every year the plot of H:ZD inches away from “That sure is stupid” to “Yeah this would probably happen”

Guess this means Franklin, Michael and Trevor will finally be able to buy a Thruster-jetpack and use it in Solo Story Mode.
...Of course not.