Not bad, but I still prefer this one:

Wait... you mean there ISN’T a war on Christmas?

That blind spot apparently involves talking, with humans, about things.  

“Peterson isn’t alt-right. I don’t like the guy but I can do that without attributing false labels.”

Listen, unless you’re Steve Martin or a felt frog, I probably want you to leave the banjo at home.

You “agree to disagree” when it comes to liking pie over cake, or liking a specific tv shows. When it comes to the rights of marginalized people you don’t “agree to disagree.”

You are in your right to believe whatever toxic nonsense you want, but people are also within their right to believe that you are a toxic ghoul…

He very much is alt-right, as he largely focuses his ire on trans rights and feminism, which are typical alt-right punching bags.

+1 gold record

Professional pissbaby whines that other people spend too much time whining.

“i think women are inferior and deserve to be treated as such. ”
me, a woman: “agree to disagree!”

Carlson knows he’s gotta turn the vitriol up to 11 every night to desperately hang on to viewers and keep the trump swamp stew boiling. He’s another nonentity hotboxing his own farts on national TV for the delusional lumpen.

Still working out those blind spots!

“Talkin bout trucks and beers
and those jeans so tight
Talkin bout how we should ban the vote
from anyone who ain’t white”
Hey!” (2 minutes of banjo noodling)

Carlson, Trump, and their allies want to have a monopoly on victimization. That’s inconvenient since they haven’t faced any real challenges in their lives, so they get pissed when people identify real harassment.

There’s a butt for every seat, I suppose. I think it’s an attractive design, personally.

Honeybunchesofjews?

A lot of Nazis are pro-Israel to the extent that its a good smokescreen to hide the antisemitism and, like the Israeli government, also hate Muslims.

Well they still have Mumford and all his sons.