You also have to bury the body at a crossroads so he won’t know which way to go.

In honor of Rush Limbaugh’s passing and this article, I composed a riddle:

i mean, we all KNEW he went to the Dominican Republic to get illegal oxycontin, right?

I miss cheese grits though I had a very delightfully vibrant grilled tomato for breakfast along with some Smoked Salmon Pastrami from Trader Joe’s because that’s the mood I was in today ;-)

they better to remember to cut the head off the corpse

2021 isnt so bad.

Bout fuckin’ time! He will still never be dead enough though.

After a 4 year case of constipation, America finally took a giant dump on 1/20/21. On 2/17/21 America pinched it off.

I love the pejorative rollercoaster Google provides. You can bet all those peaks are when Black people attempted to be recognized as human or a law was passed to grant civil rights. That huge wave after 2019 though...

Trump hotel demolished, Limbaugh dead, and a Nintendo Direct in a few hours. This is shaping up to be a pretty good day!

Damn, its like one of the grays got a teaching license.

i mean.......Florida.

The effective punishments for Trump are petty things like the loss of his Twitter account and the PGA deciding not to hold tournaments at his golf clubs, because he is a petty person who values his brand - which is inextricably linked with his boundless ego - above all else. Having rich and famous people tell him NO,…

I hear and read people saying that there shouldn’t be any prison time for non-violent criminals.  I don’t know if that would be effective.  My California congressional district had a very corrupt representative in the 2000s who spent years in federal prison, Randy “Duke”Cunningham.  The same district recently had…

The Covfefe Complex.

Ooh, this is a fun thought experiment. Trump? Have him surrounded by people who ignore him and/or laugh at him. Her? Stick her in a shoddy studio apartment with crappy furniture, some kind of mindless, low-wage job, and no access to anything elite/luxurious while surrounded only by incredulous people.

they don’t think they did anything wrong

Not sure, but should involve broken glass, lemon juice, and an angry boar.

I dunno...I’d be willing to try locking the whole Trump family in a trailer park that they can’t leave, forcing them to live alongside a bunch of their followers for a few months. Of course it would only work if the rest of us were allowed to watch 24/7, Truman Show-style.