This is amazing. Humpty Dance > all.

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking cats on my motherfucking plane!

i love washed up 80s porn stars and strippers. they know how to party.

There was an onboard replay that showed a yellow flashing light to the driver’s left entering that area

“Let he who hast attended multiple track days and not spun out cast the first lugnut.” From “ “St. Mario’s letters to the corner workers,” Chapter 11, verse 5.

Does this count as a pickup? It has a “bed”, right??

Frogger level expert.

Story time:

Boop...

NEMESIS!!!!!!

The W204 C-Class looks (and feels) like a Kia next to the latest one.

He should put on a coat...

I can't tell if owning a landscape business makes you bad with money of if people who are bad with money start landscaping businesses.

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

A comedy about a reality show about a fearless driver's training teacher who runs a low cost driving school.

Are they ill tempered Forward Staging Bases?

We lived in a neighborhood that had no fewer than four backyard rinks in a two block radius. If the ice was too choppy in the backyards, you could walk another half block to a city rink with a warming house. Random parents would drop off snacks all day and at night, the pizza guys delivered. If it snowed, there were…

Look who's standing now, you son of a bitch.

Y'know, I think we've all had this sort've design choice once in our lives..