That’s a truly frightening concern you raise, on top of the fact G-men showing up unannounced at your door and tell you they caught some nutjob somewhere who had a bona fide deathlist with your own name on it. Ugh, I’ve had nightmares that are less scary than that.

America’s penal system: so appalling is makes convicted criminals sympathetic by comparison.

I have as much animosity towards McFarland as anyone who wasn’t directly conned by him could/should, but jesus christ... solitary confinement? Can’t a judge just issue some kind of injunction against him giving interviews that could be used for profitable enterprises?

I saw this yesterday and wanted to know what happens to people like her where there was a hit list but someone was apprehended. Do they just say “Sleep tight” then dance off? Do they assign protection details? Do they go into protective custody? That would be a nightmare if they said “Someone wanted to kill you, tootle…

“Tim and Eric aren’t funny, get them off Adult Swim!” they screamed, apparently forced to watch it.

That’s a relief. I was expecting this to be an honest shot at standup, but hoping it would be this instead. I missed how insanely furious people got whenever his or Eric Wareheim’s names were even hinted at during the Awesome Show days, and this should get a few keyboard-punchingly angry rants going. 

Thanks for the opinion, Dane Cook. 

Man, it must suck having such bad taste in comedy to think Tim Heidecker isn’t funny at all.

All Dressed Chips are probably the best flavour of chip ever. Sweet, salty, tangy, zesty. It’s all the things and it is great.

Sadly, we did not.

She’s a film director and writer. She’s made many excellent films and also directed many good tv shows (her Mad Men episode is great).  But you probably couldn’t figure that out with a simple google search. A better use of your time was spent making a pithy comment.

His intro to his remembrance episode of the podcast is just devastating.

Seems rather ironic. You start here claiming how ugly Sander’s supporters supposedly will be, then proceed to spend your time chucking lame insults like you’re trying for a trump cabinet position.

Next time you copy and paste the same post again on the next Sanders article, may I recommend you use paragraphs. They will definitely make that seem less like the stream of consciousness rants my maga loving neighbors go on, and more like at least some of it is actually shit you think yourself. 

Any restaurant that uses gold leaf to make “fancy” foods should be carpet bombed. Any restaurant with a burger over $20 should be carpet bombed. Any restaurant with a women’s specific item on the menu should be carpet bombed. Any restaurant that serves Redbull, especially if they charge $7.50 for it, should be carpet…

You Savage.

Yes, yes they do.

“Heritage, not Hate!” he yells as he hangs the flag of Imperial Japan from the back of his lifted Daihatsu Rocky.

“Starting today, as a countermeasure to the coronavirus, [this restaurant] is Japanese only. I have a responsibility to protect my family, my staff and Sanji junkies. Please understand that this is not discrimination.”

There is always someone of your own kind that is happy to sell you out for the right price.