I wonder if this platform can be used for a mid-ship? Here is hoping Toyota has a lapse in judgement and brings back an MR-2.

So built a case for a manual Corolla but not a manual Supra?

And it’s not just a six-speed recycled from the Subaru BRZ or the Toyota GT86.

What about a 3 door? Why always 4 on the tiny cars. Average size folks cannot fit back there anyway, especially American average size folks.

The Chevy commercials killed it. They wanted us to believe that it wasn’t a Chevy so no one went to find it, Maaaaarhkkkk.

And it’s not just a six-speed recycled from the Subaru BRZ or the Toyota GT86.

Toyota has started hitting slugger after slugger. I am completely serious, if I had not just bought an ISF, this Corolla would have been on my list of possible dailys. Everything about it screams fun car.

I’d love it if Toyota put this transmission in one of the new RAV-4s, like the Adventure trim.

all cars are actually shit anyway.

Because most people don’t give a shit. And I understand why. Cars are expensive, their reliability is always overrated, and for the most part they should just be treated as tools that you throw away when they’re used up. Now, this goes against the Jalop mindset, but I believe these cars have a place. Like the minivan,…

It’s almost as if the vast majority of people view automobiles as appliances...

The Rav-4 was just tired of getting beaten up by the Camry.

I understand she’s got it going on.

Did you hear she’s got it going on?

But are you Stacy’s mom?

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

Car-based platform? Check. A load floor height at or below the knees? Check. Eight inches of ground clearance? Check. Tall driver position? Check. Inoffensive styling? Check.

duz u haz a pulse? Then yah!

It is expensive to be poor.

I make $351 per week, I can haz 10-year-old high-mileage BMW 7 series for $30,000?