Butt plugs.

Name blasphemy aside, why does every goddam “crossover” have to rob you of cargo space with a fastback-style rear window? Do they expect you to “get out and go” and not bring much with you? FFS.

*Pontiac: It’s been so long I forgot how to spell it #RIP

When a Honda CR-V swipes right on a Pontiak Aztek...

2020 Mitsubishi FTO

They fired their marketing guy and replaced him with a chatbot.

“This car is fun and safe and has things inside to do things with.”

“We are pleased to show you...the new 2023 Ford Mustang!!” /pulls tarp off a panel van.

#notmyeclipse

Nope. Will still go and see it.

I’mma probably go to the cinema and just enjoy the CGI madness... why not, right? Just a date with me, myself and my car.

But nothing tops the first F&F movie, I really like it. Overnight parts from Japan, Jetta with no brakes, danger to manifold and riced out JDM (brah). All the good things.

This will do:

Oh God...that first story.

Reasons to not move to Texas:

ford. please give us a 2 door fiesta hatchback. i need a second car

So exactly like the Challenger(s) in the Fate of the Furious trailer? Quelle surprise!

That’s the one you pick?

I know right! I sell painting supplies for a living and it fucking makes me pissed when people use those items to create artwork or have fun with it. Like what the fuck, they shouldnt be allowed to sell that shit if they bought it from my store.

Love people who claim “so and so” copied “so and so”...all you gotta do is look at the damn upload date.