“...(S)ome kind of communications failure” is pilot-speak for “neglected to change to the appropriate frequency when directed by ATC.”

Watching paint dry

“The duck go quaaaaack”

I blame that on dash lights- some cars the dash lights illuminate with the DRL -others not I use the dash lights to tell me if the outside lights are on-

spoiler: I think the author would like your suggestion of “Ferrari 812 Shitfucker” better than the name chosen.

This is one of those things that’s a really great idea right up until the moment it isn’t.

Did you also walk to school? In the snow? Uphill both ways?

Not a smart thing to do...........if you get my drift.

Im gonna call it now: Fake.

As a parts delivery driver, I once jumped a set of train tracks in an S10 loaded with cases of windshield washer solvent. Landed a bit sideways, bounced into a ditch, lost 3 cases of solvent, broke a ball joint, and rammed the button of my ball cap into my misguided brain as my head slammed the roof. I ran to a house,…

I want to know if the engineers on this truck ever use the word “Bro-dozer” during your outing.

No, ATF is a putrid cologne. Actually I don’t mind it much.

starred for Rick and Morty reference.

They’re honestly not bad cars at all.

WHY DID YOU TURN?! WHY THE F*CK DID YOU TURN THE CAMERA SIDEWAYS?!

They’ll probably use software similar to Mercedes, that only kills poor people.

Airplane driveway man’s neighbors:

Let’s go halfsies on one.

Best one of the bunch, imo, nice without going over the top to the point of looking gaudy.