What do I win?

Sling shot around people on the highway while yelling Slingshot engaged!

do what the owners of them do. Put a bunch of LED and neon bars on it then drive around the same block 90 times with a smug smirk knowing people are taking pictures of you.

Immediately take it over some sweet jumps.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

Removable top/doors+smallish turbo diesel + 6MT =PROFIT

Do it. Do it.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

The new Jalopnik white whale; Diesel, Brown, Manual, Bronco.

Just do it, Ford!

Which one’s the Camry?

OR

“Hey is it cool if I sit in here? I just want to ride the lift- wheeee!”

Never mind that a Mk1 Neon ACR weighs a full 600lbs less than an SRT-4?