Pease pled guilty to "being master of a hovercraft having consumed excess alcohol" and was handed down an 8-month jail sentence. Although there's no word on whether his license has been revoked.

Exactly what I thought of first.

But you can't do it all alone. Not really. In order to unlock certain cars and events and other features, you need to start a club. A club for driving. A Driveclub! And that's where the social aspect of this game comes in.

Advice on getting around dealer fees if any?

True Jalopnik style right here.

Wait...what

Bookmarking this for weekend viewing

(I ATTACH THE LEMON PARTY JPEG OF AN OLD MAN GAY THREESOME)

Nissan iDX

Ralliart Mirage with turbo - Yes please!

CT HASH?

This is some straight Fast and the Furious shit right here.

CP

Hmm, well it does have windows like a helicopter does. So this could be a valid assumption too...

I'm going to go ahead and say it's probably going to be a car. Probably with those wheel things that spin and such.

Noon in what time zone?

My theory here is that this is one of these laws that's on the books, but just rarely enforced — sort of like panhandling, or using your turn signal, or when you're a celebrity and you murder someone. But here's the thing: even though it's not typically enforced, nothing prevents some enterprising young police officer…

did the earth fall over onto the bug?

Yeah, well the R32 GT-R won all 29 JTCC races it entered in the series, as well as taking the series title every year from 1989–1993.