Their first mistake was telling you that their technical team was located in China. No one's technical team is located in China except for Aston Martin's Plastique Outfit Commission.

So this is from their website. Notice the magically hovering tv with the fuelshark on it. Looks like it was copy and pasted.

As an engineer, the thing I really fucking despise about companies like this is that they reinforce ignorance. The only way you could believe that the thousands of engineers who dedicate their life to designing the best, most fuel-efficient cars they possibly can within the constraints of the current market did not…

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Prediction: 98% of the profiles on this app will be dudes posting as their girlfriend hitting on other dudes who are posting as their girlfriends.

my trifecta: penetration + friction + knowing my partner is about to come (or imagining my partner about to come, if I'm playing solo).

How does figure skating keep fucking up over and over and over?

I feel like I failed as a mother because they're not alive.

Their pastor needs to be drowned in hog shit.

"You wanted God to intervene and save your child. He heard your prayers. That's why I'm here.I am going to take this child to a doctor. And if you try to stop me, I am going to make you curse the day your mother ejected you from her clown car of a vagina, dipshit."

That's one of the more upsetting parts of these stories to me... there is nothing in the Bible that says, "Uh, yeah, any modern technology you may develop is an abomination in my eyes, so you totes shouldn't use it to save your innocent child's life."

As a Christian, I must be perfectly clear on this matter.

You want to pass up medical care for whatever reason? That's your right. It's damnably stupid, suicidal, medical professionals and sane religious types would agree that it's boneheaded, and I would do my best to talk you out of this jackassery, but it's your…

It's rare I would say this, but you did fucking fail as a mother. Bloody hell, people make me angry.

One of the judges in the 2014 Winter Olympics was previously suspended for trying to fix the 1998 Winter Olympics? That seems...inappropriate.

This is a story of a man, who was a firm believer of god.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say "Thou shalt not use thy common sense and not take thy dying child to a doctor."

I am very inappropriately reminded of the joke about that religious guy trapped in the flood that ends with him in heaven asking god "why didn't you save me?" and god says "I sent you three boats!"

For what it's worth, many people believe in God AND take their children to doctors.